pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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