Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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