i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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