I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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