Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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