Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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