He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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