You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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