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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:19am

    I can one-up you twice over. I found *my* dildo in my mom's drawer after it was confiscated from my sock drawer. And we both found three of Dad's dildo's, one still wrapped with a condom, in his drawer going through things after he'd died. Along with all of his interracial bi-sexual porn collection. Nothing's more awkward than finding your dad's copy of "Gilligan's Bi-land" in front of your mother.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:06am

    You can tell things are wet by looking at them...or maybe my vision is just normal

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:24am

    wow that is disgusting

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    why are wet socks in a drawer?

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:38am

    10:19, you win. First prize is years of intensive therapy.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:32am

    you probably licked it

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:40am

    probably stuck it in his ass, too

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Marisa on Feb 2, 10 at 12:20am

    I am sooo sorry.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:05am

    The revulsion has to do with the idea of finding one's mother's dildo, not that of some random older woman.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:07pm

    I too can tell things are wet by looking at them 10:06. Guess we're just special.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:48am

    This happened to me!!!

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:15am

    That is truly horrifying. And 9:12, please go back to middle school.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:38pm

    Why would you touch it...

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:48am

    how do you know its a him? 9:45 you lost

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:46am

    EW!!!! 1239 that's gross

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:29pm

    Who in the he'll are the 160 some odd people who gave this a thumbs up??? You people are nasty

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:44am

    how you KNEW it was wet disturbs me...

  • 52 59
    Submitted by acid_monster on Nov 25, 10 at 3:42am

    9:45 your fuckin retarded... Your gonna call someone a crossdresser because they were gonna grab theyre moms socks? they're just socks dude...

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:51am

    Same thing happened to me! Except I was smart enough not to touch it

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:12pm

    LOLLLL 3:24, you're cool.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:16am

    ugh why do dumbass people say first...ANNOYING

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:55am

    10:52, a cougar is one thing. Your mother is another thing entirely. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, please keep it to yourself.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:24pm

    They sound high class -- must have a double wide.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:02pm

    I think this deserves an FML award. You poor child. I feel so sorry for what you have been thru

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:25pm

    lick it!!!!! even though this is fake...

  • 48 62
    Submitted by SpaceCat on Mar 21, 11 at 10:42pm

    Haha, I feel like I might Know who this is, I'm in the 770 area. Sucks though.

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:18pm

    11:09- i HOPE thats a joke... if not that is truly fucking disgusting. & for the original person who wrote this... how did you know it was wet?! also i agree with 1:14; 12:36- get a life

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:22am

    This happens to my neighbor jh

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:50am

    oh. My heart just shattered.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:34pm

    Why did you feel it ................

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:20am

    Far out, there are some sad people out there with some serious future mental health issues.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:57am

    i said a "older woman." not my mom. ur nasty!

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:52am

    10:44, you my friend win! side note... why is it so gross to hear someone found their mom's dildo, wet? i think its kinda hot that a older woman still gets a little naughty from time to time. ...still wish they could post pics to these posts

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:30am

    10:44 Actually, you are. I suspect someone else will be finding you in their mom's sock drawer.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:38am

    yeah 10:31. It's pretty much why I spend/spent a good deal of my life in therapy. My family puts the FUN in dysfunctional.-10:19

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:21pm

    12:00 are u retarded it's his moms that is way past disgusting that would even say that

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:08pm

    my boyfriend and i woke up hung over once, mortified that we had been using my mom's dildo that night. ...if you cant air laundry on this skeez site, where else??

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:46pm

    I threw up a little in my mouth when I read this. FYL You will never be the same again

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:00pm

    For crying out loud...you'll eat it and fuck it, but you won't touch it in a sock drawer?

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:31am

    Wow 10:19 that is horrible

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:27pm

    i would scream at that sight. grody =P

  • 39 62
    Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Nov 24, 10 at 1:46pm

    I was looking for batteries when I was 10 found a big pink thing.....I stayed away from that drawer

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:01pm

    What do u expect after pulling it out of your ass dummmy

  • 40 67
    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 16, 10 at 11:38am

    So... What did it taste like?

  • 29 47
    Submitted by lara93 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:37pm

    guess who's gonna be a serialkiller who hates woman? that guy!

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:13pm

    Please tell me you didn't touch it to discover that it was, indeed, moist!?! (>_<)

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:43am

    It could be wet from having been washed and put away without drying it, but that seems a bit unlikely. Side note, I need to find a new place for my vibrators then just my sock drawer.

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:02am

    Hahaha feel sry 4 u...I'd b scAres 4 life

  • 53 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:36pm

    LOL LOL LOL!!1 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR MOTHER'S SOCKS??!? GET YOUR OWN DAMN SOCKS AND BE A CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF SOCIETY BY BUYING AND WEARING YOUR OWN SOCKS!!! INDEPENDENCY FAILLL!!! LOLZORZX!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

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    Submitted by 198 on Sep 6, 10 at 6:10pm

    I got one for you, i was 12 trying to find a gameboy i'd been grounded from and found my moms vibrator under her bed. had no idea what it was til my brother (with a horrified look on his face) told me to turn it off and wash my hands

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:27pm

    ... Y would she put a wet dildo in her sock drawer, you think she would have cleaned it, I mean, she has to USE those socks..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:12am

    FIRST@@@@@@@@@@@ r0xt4r

  • 35 69
    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:05pm

    10:19 wins.

  • 48 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:05pm

    OP has to be a guy. I bet the mom "left" the dildo on purpose, hoping to get some young dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:32am

    Why did you even touch it, nasty

  • 43 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:20am

    I found MY mom's dildos. Probably worst experience of my life.

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:45am

    sounds like the OP is a cross-dresser if he is looking in his mon's drwaer for socks

  • 35 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:09am

    this has to be cartman's mom, ask if she met a guy, screwed him and remebered who he was by reading his name on his tattoo, she was busy last night