There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's shark week go big or go home
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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