My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
well you can't waste a boner
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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