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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:21pm

    LMAO i don't care what anyone says, this is hilarious! i'm gonna use this at my sisters wedding! haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:07pm

    I'm torn, one on hand its a funny toast on the other hand, you're setting yourself up for some epic karmic backlash.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:49am

    That's a great toast.....I will have to use that in the 773

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:29am

    i got a good chuckle from this one

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:30pm

    I seriously hope it was a toast at a wedding. Priceless.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:46am

    she could have just been laughing and that's why she choked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:16am

    haha this made me giggle!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:46pm

    haha yes!!! 505 :P To bad i moved to 575 :(

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:10am

    BAAAAaaaahahahahahhaaaa oh. that's good.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:52am

    Love New Mexico. :-D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:44pm

    LMAO. i got a kick out of it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:18am

    my exact resonse, 1:10

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:25am

    ooooh that is pure brilliance!.....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:06am

    See, /other/ people who do what you do are "dicks" and "sluts."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:32am

    I don't get it. What does gagging on a shot have to do with an STD?

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:31am

    BEST....TOAST....EVER

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:39am

    can i borrow that please! LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:09am

    1006 you don't understand the scenario do you? it's a joke. the girl made it seem like she has an STD