I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Also, beer. Big fan.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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