areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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