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  • 53 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:00am

    SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!!!! NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

  • 57 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:28am

    hey 9:12 god loves me .my mom told me so .so fuckin BLOW ME.

  • 52 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:32am

    Keep it classy, Monica.

  • 47 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:10am

    Don't feel so bad - you and the priest will have matching stains now

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:42am

    that's hot. but how did a dude jizz on your back?

  • 48 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:13pm

    I hate when I mistaken my nice church dress for the cum towel when I'm drunk... or when I'm sober!

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:10am

    @ 1:02 haahahahaha fucking hilarious. I was reading tfln while in church this morning. I think I need to re evaluate my priorities.

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:50am

    I meant "take" not " talk"

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:48am

    Taytay was that you?

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:23am

    This totally happened to me. And it was a black dress. And I was not at church, but at a funeral. And my mom, ignorant of the nature of the stain, tried to scratch it off with her fingernail.

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:11pm

    and i'll take that bet. You now owe me your mum's basement.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:57am

    And i jizzzzed onnn her dress...

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:08am

    GOD DOESNT LIKE UGLY.........

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:45am

    I'm going to talk a wild guess and say doggy style or up the ass 12:42

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:36am

    Are you Monica Lewinsky? Do laundry, get some dry-cleaning done, or better yet, don't get jizz on the back of your dress! (well, if you're hot then that's pretty sexy in a classless way...do tell how it happened!)

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:25pm

    It's okay, God knows all about sex. Just don't let the preacher see it, or he'll know you're "available".

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:58am

    Dallas chicks, straight from Level 5 on Saturday to Church on Sunday, then they get mad when they end up pregnant, and look for the right guy who will treat them right and take care of their kids. /rant

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:01am

    Jessica, I didnt know you went to church

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:12am

    hey, 9:08. this god of whom you speak doesn't like you.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:58am

    What is up with all these slutty girls going to church? Its that sort of pointless? Go to church on Sunday after sinning 46 different ways on Saturday night? God must love all the hypocrisy.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:01pm

    Would you happen to be Catholic? :P

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:40am

    i jizz on everything i wear to mark my territory.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:35am

    those perverted priests. always make such a mess.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:14pm

    damn where can i meet these girls?

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:04pm

    why do you even bother going to church? waste of time

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:32am

    I love Dallas. Sin on Saturday, salvation on Sunday!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:02am

    And god said "let there be jizzy dresses" and so it was. Change your jizzy apperal for skank. Fuck church anyway, I'm just saying.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:28am

    ya nxt time dont sit so close in front of me, you jus lucky i avoided your hair...

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:38pm

    Let go and let God.....apparently your booty call did!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:39pm

    I'd bet my house that this was my ex... what a skank.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:47am

    that's incredibly embarrassing, but all in all hilarious!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:45am

    doubt anything doggy was involved

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:53am

    Stfu 2:36 no one cares

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:55am

    ULTIMATE walk of shame. Straight out of some random's bed, right to church to repent for all the hardcore anal.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:42am

    NO WAY - this just happened to me too! LOL

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:42pm

    hahah Dallas. Thats whats up

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:47am

    Jesus hung out with whores in the bible...... so just think you would have been in his inner circle

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:37am

    Yes but to "sin" is really to have fun. And if you do 46 things that the church 'frowns' apon, then you are ENJOYING your life!!! I think having fun is healthy so long as you aren't hurting anybody or taking anything too far!

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:04pm

    thata girl...damn proud of ya 214 :-)

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:47pm

    Atta girl. Ironic situation though