Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize