are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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