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  • these pretzels are MAKIN ME THIRSTYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant handle this car-parking gig. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:02am
  • Please kill yourself for posting a stupid TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:41pm
  • maybe you shouldn't f**k girls whose hand you don't even want to hold. I feel bad for any girl who's gone near you, you nasty slutty douchebag. you're not a man, you're a disgusting baby. go take along walk off a short pier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:23am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:52pm
  • just let go of her hand.. damn stop bitchin about it.. I just let go of peoples hands if i don't wanna hold it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:36pm
  • don't fuck her if she's ugly enough you want to kill self

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:47pm
  • 4:26 PDA? seriously i can understand making out and shit but holding hands? you have a problem with holding hands? you must hate hugging too.. I would hate to know you. A little affection won't kill anyone..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I smell a warm shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Dude. The person that keeps talking about pretzels needs to stop quoting Seinfeld and shut the fuck up. No one cares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:36pm
  • I'd put up with that crap if she swallows and lets me put it in her butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:53pm
  • 5:14 - Oh no, I'm nearly 30 and I've never seen Seinfield once, I feel like such a dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Damn what're you gonna do when she holds your weiner?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:04am
  • Lmao story of my life. I hate all this PDA crap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:26pm
  • These pretzels are making ME thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:53am
  • Holy shit I wish I had a phone in 2nd grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:36pm
  • I text one handed all the time...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:20pm
  • I can text with one hand and I have a qwerty keyboard. It's not that hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:32pm
  • This is dumb. Why allow the ugly bitch to hold your hand in the first place?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:14pm
  • LOL @ 6:36!!! That's about right! That text does sound like a 2nd grader sent it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:43pm
  • 3:52 one handed texting is like 1 handed jacking off. Sure its better and faster with two but you can do it with one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:25pm
  • In Russia, this is normal... to want to kill oneself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:29am
  • WTF do ppl keep posting about pretzels?!?!?!??!?!!!!!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:44am
  • SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE FUCKING PRETZELS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 3:52, you can text with one hand, if you don't have a qwerty keyboard.... use your brain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:57pm
  • lol haha if this is real hes texting it while holding her hand thats hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 3:52..if you can't type a text one handed you must be physically retarded. just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:50am
  • Homicides, not suicides.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:44pm
  • txting with one hand is not that hard, i never liked a qwerty keyboard phone anyway... and yeah, this happens @ "she's holding my hand..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Here in China, all hold hands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:42pm
  • The "Pretzels" line is from Seinfield, you dumb fucks! You guys must all be 16 years old if you can't pick up on a Seinfield reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:14pm
  • 3:52 you must be stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:45am
  • 3:52 your villiage is missing it's idiot. GET BACK HOME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Stupid, can't believe they thought this was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:33pm
  • these PRETZELS are makin me thirsty. Theeeese pretzels are makin me thirsty. these pretzels...ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:13am
  • 3:52, are you serious? Wowwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Or, you know, maybe they just don't watch television.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:02pm
  • 11:29 your mom LOVES pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:23am
  • 5:48, you better watch your mouth white boy, before I put these gators up you ass and show your insides some style.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:45pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:20am
  • Uh, guys... seems like 3:52 was being sarcastic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:03pm
  • 8:01 - pretzel whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:31pm
  • hold her hand so she doesn't pick her nose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:23pm
  • STOP POSTINg THE FUCKInG ShIT AbOuT PrEtZaLs aNd bAcoN!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:29pm
  • You guys don't know about the texting just to get rid of the hand-holder-chick move? This guy clearly did it and it fucking worked for the five seconds it took to send this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 5:48, Your momma got one big titty and one little titty, and they called the bitch biggie smalls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:46pm
  • What a waste of iPhone use. Ur a dumass for posting this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:12pm
  • WOW 5:48 your such a pretzel hater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Maybe she wanted you to share your pretzels with her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:38pm
  • hey 6:22, go f yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:46pm
  • 5:48 - Don't hate the pretzel - hate the bag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:09pm
  • 5:36 what a kissass you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:22pm
  • let's see.... the OP has 2 choices: a) take away his hand or b) kill himself. I hope he kills himself because the human race doesn't need someone out that that is a dumb as this dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • 323 and op : fat girls need love 2!!! Hahahaahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:22am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:39pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:46am
  • So... A one handed text? Yeah right buddy... clearly that is not possible. Nice try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:52pm
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