i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
zippers are such a cool invention
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize