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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:04pm

    black paint on your junk... hmm. not too appealing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:08pm

    do people actually call new year's eve, NYE now? is it really that hard to type out?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:09pm

    in soviet Russia tuxedos paint YOU.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:16pm

    "I know a girl who does it." In soviet Russia, you do girl! (not the soviet Russia guy)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:07pm

    Sounds like your going to be cold

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:15pm

    This sounds like an actual text message but 100% of the stuff on this thing is bullshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:06pm

    I would have some respect if the person actually did this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:13pm

    Fantastic. I wish I couldve seen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:25pm

    In Soviet Russia girl does YOU!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:22am

    8 25 Ur a straight up jackass. Every fucking post I see has you on it somewhere acting like a moron

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:40pm

    What's a new years eve party? I better go to church tommorow because I'm really scared. -White Man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:04pm

    Lick my left nut tough guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 7:49pm

    Mylifeisfly is stupid. I makes even less sense than this site.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Apr 11, 12 at 8:58pm

    You could be the coat check girl