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  • this is the kind of text i ignore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:01am
  • You prob dnt even get texts haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19am
  • Haha 201 I love jersey :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:22am
  • WHy is this text on here... not funny at all. i mean i know the person was probably high as hell.... but they could have picked much funnier ones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:25am
  • 12:02, no i haven't submitted a text and although i'm not "getting mad at this zipper text", i think it is a stupid text for this website. Like i said, props to the person sending this for (hopefully) being blazed, but it isn't funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:55am
  • I'd be pissed if I got a stupid text like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:18am
  • Zippers really how is this a tfln? That makes no sense. U can zip your dick up hoooray. Fucking dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:52pm
  • How'd you get your beans above your frank? & We've got a bleeder!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:47am
  • Men invented the zipper, we brought this danger to our genitalia upon ourselves....I was hoping to be able to blame it on the female species

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:11am
  • like a dull guillotine for ur nuts just waiting for ur johnson to be king henry or wat ever king that was with Marie Antonitte

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:42am
  • Zippers? Really? You know what else is cool? The air we breathe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:56pm
  • This is a terrible text. Really...........?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:15am
  • How does shit like this get into the feed instead of several much funnier texts?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:46am
  • why would you blame anyone but yourself for zippers? it's not that hard to look where you pull.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Zippers are awesome. All pants have zippers, because all men (REAL men anyway) sometimes have a situation that requires them to get their junk out into the world, immediately. And that's when zippers save the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:17pm
  • All those teeth... interlocking...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22am
  • it was king louis XVI with the guillotines :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:16am
  • thats a lie you hairs i lost cause of zippers doesn't tickle either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:48pm
  • 1:47 how big of a loser do you have to be to give it number out on this app for ppl to call you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:34am
  • wow you guys are all such debbie downers... and ya woo canada for that invention!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:58am
  • If you can't keep your dick out of a zipper, you deserve what you get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:30am
  • Thank You Canada!!!... bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Haha just yesterday I was saying how cool buttons are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:52am
  • 8:17 I worship your observation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:12am
  • Really? I prefer buttons there is much more anticipation that way. Plus you can see if a guy is REALLY skilled with his mouth...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:34am
  • Dude... Agreed. I still wonder how the hell they work...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:56am
  • ben stiller doesnt agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:16am
  • you can thank canada for the invention. go team.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:41am
  • Are u mad you submitted yours and they didn't pick yours?? Is that why your getting mad at this zipper text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:02pm
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