I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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I stole a fireplace last night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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