Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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