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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:02am

    one was probably his own

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:59am

    i'm a virgin and not the slightest bit offended by this... that is rather impressive... i'd like to shake your hand good sir..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:05am

    Could be a girl...vCard way easier to get then

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:08am

    I actually thought the "First" on this thread was spot on.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:36am

    Someone who refers to virginity as a 'v-card' actually scored. Impossible IS nothing.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:22am

    impossible is nothing. (insert nike swoosh), definitely should be made into a t-shirt

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:03am

    That is very impressive sir!

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:11pm

    This shit reminds me of "Kids".

  • 73 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:11am

    He probably boned his two brothers...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:56am

    you sir, are the fucking man

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:58am

    got a mate who got three the first night i met him. Goddamn i love college

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:46am

    That's what's up in the 925.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:11pm

    Yea contra costa. Danville Walnut Creek?

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:32am

    8:19 guys love virgin tight pussy

  • 56 73
    Submitted by kelseuh on Mar 20, 10 at 3:58pm

    they were lieing to you

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:51pm

    I can't believe anyone would be so proud. That and I bet they weren't virgins. They lied to you to get laid. Men are so easy to fool, just involve sex and they are goofy horndogs to do your bidding.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:20am

    1:03 lol sexism is a funny thing lol buy most girls don't call them V-CARDS! So I think that might help out the "who said it" he/she deal!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:52pm

    I totally agree that you doing 2 virgins is just like hitting a home run in Tee Ball! Lol. Plus are you sure they really were virgins?? I didn't know there were any left!?! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:09am

    My job only issued one v-card, and the connection is really slow.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:10pm

    ah those acalanes whores representtttt

  • 44 53
    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Oct 5, 10 at 8:20pm

    Respect.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:01pm

    Holy shit. Reading this makes me not feel bad about those hoes any more.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:01am

    That right there sir, deserves to be on a tshirt!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:06am

    So... First means lies? Lol

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Chupacabra629 on Aug 21, 10 at 10:53am

    I accomplished this about a month ago

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:21am

    I had two v-cards in one night too...I'm a girl, and took them from two very willing boys...we all had fun!!!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:29am

    925 is Pleasanton too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:53pm

    You are the man!, I got 6 in my lifetime but not 2 in one night

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:59am

    9:52? Your stupid. (925)? Haha prop

  • 37 48
    Submitted by fairamar on Oct 6, 10 at 10:34pm

    SCORE

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:34pm

    Why is everyone assuming the one who scored the 2 v-cards was a man who took female cards? Score one for the judgmental. No proof yet of the gender of any. Asses.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:20pm

    lol at all the Moral-Majority white knight scrubs in here. Nice work bro

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:38pm

    Two virgins? In one night? That's like saying you hit two homeruns in t-ball. Get back to us when you've had a real lay.

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:17pm

    i was unaware spreading sexual diseases was a game

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:19am

    Damn! Who knew you could score so much working daycare?

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:27am

    LMAO Fucking Excellent. I owe this person a milkshake for this shit!

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:40pm

    4:59 - Lil Wayne lyrics ftw xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:12pm

    how is this really something to be proud of??? OMG!!!! america truely has no morals left huh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:18pm

    Holy shit.. That's a great goal. I have never even thought of that. Amazing!

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:00am

    I hope that goes up in your trophy case. It'll definitely look good on a resume...

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:34pm

    Slut! Men can be sluts too, and that is definitely you! Damn cherry picker!

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:29pm

    Who's to say it wasn't a girl? 10:05 is right.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:12am

    Damn proud. Good job.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:27pm

    This has gotta get on a tshirt

  • 58 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:07am

    This can happen. I know.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:38pm

    Holy molley That is a sin and you should go to heck for such a volgur statement

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:20pm

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 59
    Submitted by colan08 on Dec 14, 10 at 4:52pm

    2 V Cards, huh? Must have been some future sluts from Bristow...(it's a middle school out there that a few years back had busted a few girls for blowin dudes in the bathroom)

  • 36 58
    Submitted by scmenna on May 12, 10 at 8:37am

    The girls lied to you about their virginity

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:16pm

    11:31AM? you only lasted an hour. i would have expected the entire evening or night from a young buck. haha. (:D

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    I get v-cards from retards

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:58pm

    I'm throwing the bull shit flag! 15 yard penalty!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:31am

    I had a foursome with two virgins and a not so virgin. Best hour of my life

  • 42 72
    Submitted by wtflolbbqsauce on Feb 14, 10 at 10:54am

    you qualify as a role model.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:42pm

    thats how its done in walnut creek

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:19pm

    do guys like virgins...just curious

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:28am

    11:24 its not impossible if they're both fat chicks or horrific ugos or even drunk.Youll find that by lowering your standards so much more is possible!

  • 34 58
    Submitted by merrick_08 on Oct 8, 11 at 1:35pm

    awesome

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:12am

    Goddamn right I'm boned.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:29pm

    Good job, but bonin' two fatties isn't something to be proud of.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:47am

    11:18 you are fucking twisted bro!! God damn!!

  • 51 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:02am

    10:31 - you sir are enlightened - sticking your virginal penis up your own virginal ass doesn't count - but its still pretty impressive.

  • 53 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:06pm

    Props to whoever guy or girl. And 11:18... Obviously America hasn't taught you how to spell TRULY either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:56pm

    you are a fucking dick head! that is nothing to be proud of. Virginity is important to the decent girls! you don't understand how much you can fuck a girl up that way! hope you rot in hell jackass!

    • 39 60
      Submitted by stork93 on May 12, 10 at 12:57am

      jealousy?

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:01pm

    My friend and I are eating carls and we paused to clap for this....well done

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:53am

    What's up with ppl putting "first" ? What the hell does that mean

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:51pm

    Whoever said this was a guy... And fuck yea acalanes whores represent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:53am

    11:02 lmfao!!!! Good job

  • 43 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:23pm

    well i totally 100% believe this. if...one:they were drunk 2:you were a fuckin stud and 3:had a big penis but man you guys and wanting those tight fresh vaginas....i understand but only from the other end of that. kudos to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:49pm

    lol i've taken 2 v cards and had a threesome in one night... your turn to bow.

  • 43 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:10pm

    good thought 1:34. I was thinking the same thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:28pm

    if this is true you are a scumbag.... I hope one of those girls wasn't really a virgin and you get aids from her and DIE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:18am

    I once stole 24 v-cards in a day, when I was at a daycare raping the children. I murdered the teachers. They still haven't caught me :)