I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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