You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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