you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Randomize