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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 13, 12 at 3:17pm
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    I've had gas cramps where it felt like the thing from the alien movies

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 13, 12 at 3:21pm
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    because drinking too much is just like having your face raped by a spidery creature with a giant nut sack that leaps out of an enclosure...man you gotta stop hitting the tranny bar bathrooms

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    Submitted by AlkaliSam on Apr 13, 12 at 8:32pm
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    The second half of that sentence isn't needed. The thing from Alien = nightmares.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 14, 12 at 12:31am
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      H R Geiger...the aliens were actually some of his tamer work

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    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 13, 12 at 3:51pm
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    I said it once ill say it again... PUSSSY