So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I bet he comes in French.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize