He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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