garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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