I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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