am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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