1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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