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  • 77 64
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:54pm

    Brookie4 heres your firsty pretzels ,welcome to firstyanadu.

  • 77 70
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:09pm

    In Soviet pretzel, trash bags spray YOU with pretzels. Ninth.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by adderallking on Jul 18, 10 at 4:30am

    Brookie4... When firsty can't make it in time someone has to say how firsty the pretzels are making us!

  • 75 67
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:29pm

    Hey adderallking, you're not firsty so shut the fuck up LOL

    • 59 63
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 3:29pm

      Thank you for your concern, but adderallking is a disciple of Firsty, and therefore his cause shall be supported! :)

  • 79 79
    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 18, 10 at 5:41am

    If I was ever in a trash bag...I'd probably try NOT to think about it.,,

  • 69 61
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:49pm

    and thennnnn?

  • 76 83
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:58pm

    I remember when I was 13 too. APB for Firsty!

  • 77 90
    Submitted by mastetpeck on Jul 17, 10 at 2:32pm

    I am firsty's complete lack of interest

  • 69 84
    Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jul 17, 10 at 2:26pm

    mom?

  • 66 79
    Submitted by adderallking on Jul 17, 10 at 2:25pm

    These pretzels are making us firsty!

  • 70 89
    Submitted by firstysnightmare on Jul 17, 10 at 2:36pm

    Mwuahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 62 91
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:15pm

    In soviet Russia we all firsty