Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
even my farts smell like vagina
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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