Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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