Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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