I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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