We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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