what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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