Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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