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  • 94 41
    Submitted by sergieaux on May 18, 11 at 5:20pm

    probably doesn't have any money, that's why he's a bum.

  • 80 40
    Submitted by Phys on May 18, 11 at 10:18pm

    I'd leave him a fake eviction notice for nonpayment on your porch

  • 74 34
    Submitted by myheartisyours on May 18, 11 at 9:50pm

    Not unless you want him taking dumps there too

  • 60 43
    Submitted by knightofmyth on May 18, 11 at 6:55pm

    if I pay rent can I sleep on your porch

  • 54 52
    Submitted by BigCrank on May 18, 11 at 8:49pm

    Upgrade your patio furniture for better rent.

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Michguy on May 19, 11 at 7:37am

    616: could be Dutch. They are extreme cheap asses, so even a few cents of rent will make him move on.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by sexyemily on May 18, 11 at 11:33pm

    Porch monkeys...

    • 43 49
      Submitted by moso10 on May 18, 11 at 11:42pm

      um.. no thanks

  • 44 43
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on May 19, 11 at 2:35am

    He's probably willing to trade sex for rent money. He may be a bum but you can still get some.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by shanie on May 19, 11 at 7:46pm

    I guess so...if you really want him there all the time...

  • 36 43
    Submitted by rudie456 on May 19, 11 at 1:15pm

    must be from detroit....

    • 41 44
      Submitted by thestickguy on Jun 14, 11 at 10:20pm

      well 616 is actually the west side of michigan...so its probably a grand rapids bum (there a lot of them...but there usually at the pearl st burger king)

  • 40 53
    Submitted by eggsandtokyo on May 18, 11 at 5:17pm

    Yesss

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on May 18, 11 at 8:59pm

    But he could be a magical Genie who will grant you a wish for your kindness.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by flrstfirst on May 18, 11 at 4:20pm

    First

  • Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 19, 11 at 4:09am

    I once convinced a bum to eat his own shit. I told him I'd pay him. I ended up giving him a Jim Beam bottle filled with a mixture of tea, rubbing alcohol and Dr. Tichenor's mouthwash. It looked real enough, I guess.