I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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