just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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