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  • 219 51
    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 27, 10 at 3:09pm
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    It's like winning the worst kind of lottery

  • 146 64
    Submitted by holliXmolotov on May 27, 10 at 2:33pm
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    Wow what a way to break the news lol

  • 137 52
    Submitted by raerae24 on May 27, 10 at 3:36pm
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    Who the fuck says this kinda news over a text message?!

    • 42 56
      Submitted by Leto on May 27, 10 at 7:24pm
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      tfln...\nderp

  • 107 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 2:23pm
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    That's gonna leave a mark.

  • 86 59
    Submitted by ryno24 on May 27, 10 at 2:47pm
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    He should play the lotto! Haha

  • 75 63
    Submitted by serverballz on May 27, 10 at 2:39pm
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    one in a million, not bad odds. but I'll take the odds on banging a knocked up chick twice, what are you doing later?

  • 61 41
    Submitted by Stimofo on May 27, 10 at 7:27pm
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    Happy fathers day

  • 59 49
    Submitted by pwnstar on May 27, 10 at 2:44pm
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    Sucks for this guy

  • 59 50
    Submitted by 26 on May 27, 10 at 2:27pm
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    Haha that is too funny!!! It's always when u least expect it!! Haha

  • 58 50
    Submitted by relief_md on May 27, 10 at 2:28pm
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    Odds that of course wouldn't hit at the lotto or even in Vegas.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by soccerstudbri12 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:51am
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    My zip code!!! Lol I bet you this is Ellen Sherman from Blue Springs, Missouri!

  • 54 51
    Submitted by kishortt10 on May 28, 10 at 10:47am
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    Fake

  • 52 50
    Submitted by NelsonD on May 27, 10 at 4:10pm
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    I can see the Dr.Phil incident now.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Bier2thePeople on May 30, 10 at 1:07pm
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    Just when I thought Jon and Kate plus 8 would finally be over, he gets pregnant again...

  • 54 58
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 27, 10 at 4:41pm
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    Paging doctor Martin, come in doc Martin....time for the ol woopsy daisy

  • 45 45
    Submitted by TheTodControl on May 28, 10 at 10:56am
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    One in a million guys, or one in a million sperm? Cuz if it's the latter, then welcome to reality...

  • 47 50
    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:27am
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    It's like a fuck you for Christmas, this gift is a curse

  • 47 50
    Submitted by vafunk on May 30, 10 at 3:01am
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    owned!?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Bomb on May 27, 10 at 6:49pm
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    fail.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:23pm
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    Tramp slut whore I'm cumming

  • 44 50
    Submitted by east on May 29, 10 at 2:09am
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    that's rough

  • 47 56
    Submitted by and_i_said on May 28, 10 at 2:17pm
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    hahahahhahahahaha

  • 53 68
    Submitted by wonderfulone on May 27, 10 at 11:28pm
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    Super Sperm?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 27, 10 at 9:20pm
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    Abortion time!

    • 55 37
      Submitted by GoodGirl on May 28, 10 at 12:26am
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      it's probably the only baby she will ever be able to have - you really think she'd kill it?

      • 37 63
        Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 1:58am
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        i know, seriously. some people are beyond disgusting.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by jasper on May 27, 10 at 11:01pm
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    This is too funny.

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 3:10pm
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    Fake

  • 35 42
    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 28, 10 at 11:30am
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    Rae Rae.. My ex told me she was filing for divorce in a text.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by baseballha44 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:06pm
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    low blow right to that guys nuts

  • 38 50
    Submitted by emzichick on Jun 8, 10 at 3:19am
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    Oh Kansas City...

  • 49 72
    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:26pm
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    Wait tell I get in there

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Famofnel on May 27, 10 at 4:05pm
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    Their naming the kid, Lucky Stars.

    • 51 55
      Submitted by pinkie19 on May 27, 10 at 6:57pm
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      Your poor children probably won't even have names spelled correctly since you can't use the correct way for THEY'RE.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by dantheman14 on May 27, 10 at 2:41pm
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    Way to ruin your life..

    • 45 47
      Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 2:00am
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      i will never understand why people think a baby is the ruining of your life. grow the fuck up. there are more important things than drinking and doing coke like the shitheads on this site.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by RWHGHP on May 28, 10 at 10:34am
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    Kansas City, Missouri.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 28, 10 at 3:23am
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    That's one way to break the news to your sister you inbred fuck...

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 7:14am
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    Fake.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by iamelrebel on Sep 14, 10 at 2:08am
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    Ahh Kansas City

  • 40 61
    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:28pm
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    Cheaters rule

  • 43 68
    Submitted by skywalker on May 28, 10 at 2:37am
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    That's from the show Sex and the City....FAKE!!

  • 33 51
    Submitted by tlr238 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:28am
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    Cock

  • 42 71
    Submitted by herrrrro on May 27, 10 at 3:38pm
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    Hahahah....Missouri

  • 33 54
    Submitted by 697769 on Aug 19, 10 at 10:33pm
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    Ya just think now that you have hit the one the rest of the times you won't get pregnant

  • 35 58
    Submitted by troy on May 28, 10 at 10:55pm
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    This is the kinda thing that hapens to me

  • 32 53
    Submitted by itouch on Jun 19, 10 at 2:16am
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    This is how I told my boy. He's gone now.

  • 41 75
    Submitted by YoungDk on May 27, 10 at 3:00pm
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    I would cross the border to Mexico!

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:42am
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    Ha.... I'm a one in a million baby... never gonna take those kinda chances when my uterus is involved.

  • 32 67
    Submitted by that_guy20 on May 28, 10 at 12:32am
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    Pretty sure my brother said the same thing 5 months ago...

  • 31 67
    Submitted by lostoneparis on May 27, 10 at 8:33pm
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    awwwww:)

  • 61 141
    Submitted by RickTrolled on May 27, 10 at 2:30pm
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    You sir, are FUUUUUUCKED, quick, grab a baseball bat!