Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt (I know this isn't relevant to the topic) but has anyone seen my dog? She's an American Staffy, about 3 years old with a lovely shiny brindle coat. She also shows her teeth in a weird kind of smile everytime you say "sharky" (which is not her name, btw). She's not lost or anything, she's just fucking awesome and I like showing her off.
Hey, it could be worse. It could be a man-child who has a moustache that looks like the upper lip of a mexican girl before she realises she needs to start shaving it. That banner is way worse.
My penis is like Arnold Swarzeneggar - partially-bulging, a little bit wrinkly and very hard to have a conversation with. Oh and it's worshipped by your mom.
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