Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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