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  • 58 9
    Submitted by ajerk1487 on Apr 16, 13 at 10:23am

    Which taco did you wake him up with first?

  • 33 13
    Submitted by robbieman317 on Apr 16, 13 at 12:12pm

    Tacos are good, but best girlfriend ever is quite a statement. Tacos plus a blowjob? Now that might put you in the running...

    • 11 14
      Submitted by LemmePhister on Apr 16, 13 at 12:17pm

      and she also needs to bring him a corona in a glass. ready with lime and salt.

  • 27 9
    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 16, 13 at 12:42pm

    I bet she dragged him to a Quinceanera after

  • 22 10
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Apr 16, 13 at 11:25am

    Aww Mexican love.

  • 14 9
    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Apr 17, 13 at 7:39pm

    Blow job. What you meant to say was blow job.

  • 13 11
    Submitted by tennisbunny on Apr 16, 13 at 1:58pm

    You would get it if you also gave him a blowjob too.

  • 13 16
    Submitted by thirrteen on Apr 16, 13 at 12:08pm

    Not unless they're bacon tacos