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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:30am

    8:28 plays world of warcraft all day long apparently...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:39am

    i bet 8:28 has never even gotten a blow job

  • 84 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:24am

    Who gives a fuck if you're first?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:28am

    polite? polite is not jizzin them in the eye/face anywhere else is fair game.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:32am

    Nobody asks where they can cum in farmville. We like cum anywhere. We post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:28am

    Laying on your back, squeezing your tits together is not the same as a "stance"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:39am

    lol at 8:28 (2)....some people just have no sense of humor

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:34am

    8:28 number 2, that is.

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:40pm

    geese, that guy has some serious self control if he can do that.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:33am

    I always ask the slut I'm banging where she wants my load. But I usually ignore er if she says any spot that is not where I want to jizz on her though...

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:18am

    Much more polite than all the other guys who titty-fuck you.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:48am

    I agree with both 8:39's tbh

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:52am

    i think im in love! <3

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:26am

    I am really wondering if my ex sent that in.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:01am

    I bet the guy asks his girlfriend if he can lift the toilet seat to pee. Or maybe he doesn't even have the balls to do that and just pees sitting down like the pussy he is

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:54pm

    Haha this is great funnier than a lot of these

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:46am

    prob danielle neylon

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:34pm

    This is stupid. Why would you tell anybody that kind of detail. Fake/whore/ or true and like in high school

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:26am

    I'd totally fuck you doggy style, then flip you over just to cum on your tits. . .or ON YOUR FACE!!

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:28pm

    hahaha 12:54 you're probably right

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:08am

    Ha I love you 8:28. And would give you full permission to do that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:00am

    @8:59 -- agreed. the guy is a big pussy. We don't have to ask the bitches how they like their jizz served. Next time he should blow a load straight to her face

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:00am

    Hahaha I love how ppl assume it's someone from fishers or hse.....it's obviously HSE! Lol

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:59am

    polite my ass. The guy is a pussy. He should have shot 1st and asked questions later

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:56am

    Lolol 8:24 is a very sad also-ran. The rest of you losers jiz in your dreams. Cuz none of you got any last night!!! Hahahaha

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:11am

    317 !!! I wonder if this person goes to fishers high school ...

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:48pm

    (8:28--2) FTW. That was funnier than the last 20 TFLN submissions I read

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:45pm

    The breaded cutlet- fuckin the girl on the beach, pull out, rub ur dick in the sand, and put that breaded cutlet back in her cunt! THATS polite shit.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:25am

    your fuck-buddy is a pussy boy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:28am

    if you were with me you would have gotten "The Shotgun"...that is when you were blowing me.. just as i was about to cum i would pull out of your mouth, grab my dick give it a big stroke while making a "Click-chuck" sound....and then when you looked up at me with that "what the fuck are you doing" look.....i would Yell "BLAM", and blast my load on your face...

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:05pm

    Can I please rub my dick all over your face?