I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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